Ode to Pugs

Okay, as I'm sitting here in front of the computer and my chuggy pug Annie waddles in, I realize how much I love my little "tootsie roll" with legs(she's as round as one). I figure she's special enough to have an ode to her.

ODE TO PUG

IF Annie were chocolate,

She would be the thickest, creamest, sweetest choclate there is.

IF Annie were a flower,

She would be a big fat rose that had just bloomed.

IF Annie were a racecar,

...well, she wouldn't win any races. She would be to slow.

IF Annie were carpet,

It would be shaggy and warm, so comfy that you would purposely take of your shoes to let it squish though your toes.

IF Annie were weather,

She would be fog, or smog, or something like that

If Annie were a color,

She would be purple. Our plump purple pug.

IF Annie were a television show,

She would be a short slapstick comedy.

IF Annie were a pug,

She would be the best pug ever!

Wow. Can you believe I wrote that off the top of my head? Just kidding...but I actually did write it off the top of my head.

If you want my advice, and if you want a dog, go for a pug. If you want a hunting dog, a dog that will willingly pick up a dead animal in it's mouth and bring it to you, a pug is not right for you. If you want a small lap dog that occasionally drools, and will always be loyal to it's people, then a pug is the right choice... although a pug does lick a lot and likes to run around when you get home from school.

I LOVE MY PUG!