Today, as I was trying to update my blog since December, I realized that I had forgotten my password. So I go into the "I forgot my passoword" question mark, and it asks me what blog I forgot my password for. I type in the blog address, and it sends me to this! I have no idea what I did, or how I got this blog. Is it a new one? hmmm....
Okay, this might be weird, but it's handy, because one of those unanswerable questions is always: "How Do You Get Rid Of The Hiccups?", right? Right. So here are some answers to that unanswerable question:
*drink a glall of pineapple or orange juice.
*pretend your middle finger is a mustache, and press it under your nose for 30 seconds.
*swallow a teaspoon of fresh onion juice. (ewwww)
*get a mouthful of water, and press your middle fingers into your ears and press firmly. count to 100, then swallow the water and unplug your ears.
*sing opera.
*take seven drinks of water without taking a breath in between swallows. while you're drinking the water, keep turning the glass to the left.
*stick your tounge out as far as you can for three minutes. be careful, one big hiccup and -- ouch!
*close your eyes, hold your breath, and think of the names of ten bald men. it works!
*swallow a teaspoon of sugar.
If you have a sibling or friend with the hiccups...
*tell them you will pay them a dollar if they can hiccup after you say "GO!". They can't!
*out of no where, accuse them of something they didn't do: "you left the water running in the tub!", "you broke the plate!", or "you hit me!!"
Weird but true, all of these will work. I hope that they can help you somehow!
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Oh my gosh Erin! Hahahaha! Where did you find all of those hiccup cures?! They are sooo funny!
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